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Old 06-28-2007, 11:04 AM
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Wink My new B5 remix of Rock Yo Hips lmfao



Rock Yo Hips Rimix feat. B5 more like B5

I like it when B5 sing and flip
sing and flip
Payatition cause this song will be a trip

Now Patrick got 32 flavors of his bootylicious bubblegum Dustins hair jell comes in
Raspberry, Grape, Cherry then all his fans say come and get this honey bun
Yummy Yum, baby he don't dress that ordinary,but B5 is known to drive a girl crazy
but Willy Wonka wanna pay me
On the daily, Patrick neels and goes I wanna shake my skittles
B5 close be poppin,stay there it just might sizzle
Girl this s*** right heres the shizzle
Smokin' on the highest drizzle
I Wanna taste Bryan just a little
Me and the fans Rock our hips and make it wiggle
We Wave and sip in the dizzle


I like when B5 sing and flip
sing and flip
watch this song be a trip

like it when Kelly show me he can rap it drop and take it to the flo
he rappin slow
Kelly is a pro, thats the way he roll
Carnells sexy beauty, got a girl glancin every time that he licks his lips now watch how we react
I thought i saw a putty cat
Gimme Gimme Gimme that
Kelly says Fat cat dont act on a pimp
B5 got us in tights by the way some of us rock our hips
Patrick said girl you a trip doin' all them tricks thats what up
While Bryan tries to wine his fans up and kelly says Holla at a thug


Yea Dustins body is A*Towns finest
B5 fans are the top knoch flamer chick
Tell me if Bryan throw it at you girl could you handle it
Kellz and Dustin Step up in the club and start whispherin'
saying in thier minds Good grief she thick
That girl can't take it to the bar
Hydraulic and show stoppin
Cause Patrick is Suductivly movin his body, now watch Carnell do a spin
Shoot some people need to Take a sip of the goose, They fans are lookin' good and livin' large in this big ass planet


Some girls walked on B5's stage and try to wobble and shake it
Dustin gets freaky and says I wanna take her to the home so a playa can start breakin'
Come on Bryan u gotta fight back
Like a playa suppose to
Look at that chick over there she clipping her toes
Girls be hollerin Dustin take off yo clothes and let me see that nice chest but not your brown booty hole

B5's fans Party Like RockStars jumpin up and down on the floor
But lets see how the VIP mother f***in' rolls


Like I said I like it when B5 sing and flip
sing and flip
my goodness this song is a trip

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lmao...how cute!
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yah it took some time on that I choked up a little
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thats cool!
hey i like the pillow in your siggy!
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lmao! dat b5 pillow in ya sigsta is 2 cutee! girl u sound lyk me! i had a Graphic Arts class dis year, and i made a bunch of b5 stuff! i made pins...and posters...and i got 2 calendars dedicated 2 b5 lmao!
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THANKIES yah my teacher came up to me and goes "what type of pillow are u making?" I said "B5 " and she says "whos b5" every1 in my school knows who i am cause I'm very popular looked at me to see how i was going to react cause every1 knows i love b5 and i said "the only band group this girl right YES ME will always love now Ms.Blake now u see how true of a fan I am" she said "yah I see" my friend said" I think she's to ubsessed" then this boy name Micheal said '' she's not ubsess she's over all those limits but she can handle meeting them cause (he started singing)" and I said ''Let B5 do the singing and u do the sawing." lol
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Oh the pillow I made my self including the sawing the pillow together and backhand stitch and all of that stuff
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thas good! who ya fav b5 memba?
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Lmao!!! That Waz A Cute Remix!!
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